A thing that happend…
Elena and Garrison had been cooking so much that they went through a propane tank. Farmer Frank had an extra one at the house, so they were able to exchange it, no problem. Garrison started to carry the old one back up to Frank´s but Elena insisted on carrying it herself. Upon carrying the old tank back to the house…
Elena: This tank is heavy. Geez, how heavy was the full one?
Garrison: Kinda heavy. Try carrying it with two hands. Like, one on the handle and one on the bottom there.
Elena moves hands as suggested, and finds it much easier to carry the tank horizontally in front of her.
Elena: Oh yeah, that´s much better.
Garrison glances down at the base of the tank, being held by one of Elena´s hands.
Garrison: Yeah…maybe you should just carry it with one hand…
Elena: Haha, why would I do that?
Garrison: (With more urgency) Ummm, maybe you just should.
Elena: (Still walking and carrying with both hands, looking at Garrison like he´s crazy) Why?
Garrison: Because there are huge ants all over the bottom.
Elena lets the tank hit the ground. Giant ants reorganize, gather their peanut-sized eggs, and go to find a small cat to push around.
